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Secret Art of Packing: Artisans of Box Fitting

Have you ever been in a situation where you needed to fit a seemingly impossible number of items into a box? From family members to acquaintances, these individuals have mastered the art of squeezing multiple items into boxes of limited sizes, showcasing their incredible packing skills. In this article, we will explore the skills of three remarkable packers who have perfected the art of fitting boxes and getting everything to fit.

My Mother: The Box Whiz

Who in your life knew how to pack things into a box so it will fit?

My mother. The question instantly brought back memories - my brothers, my father, and I struggling to pack for a vacation while Mom simply showed up and fixed everything. She could fit five or six items of the same size into a box that was only supposed to fit three or less. It was an art she had perfected, a puzzle-solving skill that she seemed to wield with ease.

My Father: The Regimental Sergeant Major’s Packing Wisdom

My father, a regimental sergeant major, used to teach privates how to pack their kit properly and was brilliant at packing anything. He taught them the ins and outs of effective packing, a skill that he honed over years of military service. Whether it was a small duffel bag or a large luggage, my father knew how to make every square inch work perfectly.

My Buddy’s Dad: The Box Manufacturing Genius

My buddy's dad worked for a box manufacturing company and had a knack for solving packaging challenges. One time, his company faced a problem where they couldn't fit eight bumpers into a shipping box. It was a large contract, and my friend's dad was tasked with personally traveling to the site to assess the issue. He begrudgingly took the trip, but once he arrived at the facility, he watched for a few moments and then told them to make the box bigger. After that, he promptly went home, solving the problem in a matter of minutes.

Family Packers: The Magic of My Daughters

In my family, there are two packers. They can handle boxes of all sizes, suitcases, car trunks, SUVs, and truck beds with ease. They stack up everything and make it fit like a magician's vanishing act. Have you ever seen a small car filled with clowns who come out in an endless stream? These guys have nothing on my daughters, but they have a particular order to their packing. If you pull the wrong thing out first, everything comes tumbling out.

Ex-Prisoners and Soldiers: Quick Thinking in Emergency Situations

Ex-cons all over the world know how to roll up and out quick, and me too. I got out of prison until 15 years ago, where I returned. While I am not a soldier in the traditional sense, I have learned the art of quick thinking and efficient organization. The skills I honed in prison came in handy in many unexpected situations, making me the quintessential "ex-convict" packer.

This article aims to honor the masters of the art of packing, those who can fit the most into the least. Whether it’s for travel, storage, or shipping, the skill of packing efficiently is a valuable one that can be applied in many different contexts.